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TALHSOMA Product Line

Talhsoma has cool stuff, theoretically. Not unlike this mug featuring Al, Mat and our logo. Please e-mail us to let us know what merchandise you would like and how much you're prepared to spend. If it's cost-effective (that is, we make enough money from it) we'll produce it and send it to you C.O.D. Pre-payment is also encouraged.

TALHSOMA Coffee Mug
TALHSOMA Collectable figurines
3D Version (Requires 3D glasses)
Licensing Agreements

If you're interested in selling Talhsoma merchandise or, even better, opening a Talhsoma Store for the Intellectually Advnced, let us know. We're always interested in ideas that will make us rich. We're available to participate in store openings and sign autographs -- some might even be our own!! Should there be any interest, detailed marketing and business plans will be available (i.e. if anyone is interested, we'll do up the plans with huge cash surpluses on an annual basis).

Franchise opportunities

In addition to the various licensing agreement opportunities, Talhsoma Inc. (incorporation pending) offers numerous franchise opportunities. The range of products and businesses is limitless.

Choose from:

  • Talhsoma Container Ship Lines – initial investment a mere $275 million (all ships under Liberian registry)
  • Talhsoma Shoes – both men’s and women’s products, bringing back the grandeur of the 1970s, in 8-inch heels
  • Talhsoma Nightclubs – the decadence of the 1980s brought back to life with big hair and small drinks
  • Talhsoma Pretzel stands – either mall locations or stand-alone carts
  • Talhsoma Ice cream – more than 300 flavors, some even edible
  • Talhsoma Prophylactics – the choice of musicians and groupies everywhere
  • Talhsoma Party Clowns – be the life of the party, in big pants and a red nose

Contact Mat or Al for more information.