Goals - (This list will expand and contract depending on our whim.)

• To bring democracy back to the United States.
• To bring together all the divided highways, in a spirit of reconciliation and peace
• To entertain people with our witty repartée and excellent music
• To add the phrase "and grill" to everything, as in "This is CNN...and grill"
• To have the word "Talhsoma" as part of the lexicon
• To have a cheese named after us, not the smelly kind, the good kind
• To have music companies shower us with swag
• To single-handedly bring back the clarinet as a popular instrument
• To have a Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor named after us
• To create world peace and end world hunger (or vise versa)